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13.06.2025 06:28
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Do you like wearing short skirts?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
They put up a sign reading
—
Loons and Moons
Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
A Giant Hole Just Opened in The Sun – And It's Blasting Earth With Solar Wind - ScienceAlert
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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